ok. i did it again, went about 6 months with no update. i have to wonder if anyone even visits my site at all. new pic in the mixed section.

added 1 more vector piece to the digital section and 2 to the mixed media. all involve elaine. go figure.

just added a whole bunch of new vector art to the digital section. 9 seperate pieces.

ummm, yeah that was far too long to not update. i honestly can't believe it's been that long. look on the bright side, my latest work is in the digital section and it's a video.

deja vu. you've seen something like this before. but now it's even better. at least i think so. in the digital section.

now aren't you excited? you waited 17 days and now you get 2 pieces of art. they're both in the mixed media section. now i think i'm gonna get back to doing some 3D work. dan and tom are about to leave me in the dust...

i suppose it has definitely been too long since i've updated, which is why i put this up. but i promise you'll soon see 2 other works which should be much more impressive. in the mixed section.

ok. so since i used a photo that i did not take as a reference and i never actually drew anything on paper, i put the latest into the digital section.

new sketch. in the sketch section. sketch in every sentence. sketch.

again. perhaps not as striking as the last one, but i didn't spend as much time on it. in the mixed section. check out the nifty desktop included in the package.

i know she pro'ly won't read this but happy birthday beth. Wherever you are, georgia i suspect but who knows. i added a new picture in the mixed media section. check it.

and as my birthday is closing in, i've completed the animation that i've been working on for quite sometime. it was quite something watching the dvd on my own tv. anyway, it's in the digital section of my artwork. have a look-see.

so i got me a xanga blog. (that's a web-log for those of you less accustomed to the ways of "the kids these days.") you can view it here http://www.xanga.com/subpatch. from now on everyone can keep up with me and hopefully not see me as the stranger i have become.

it's also my birthday in five days. if you're trying to determine what to get me (which you pro'ly aren't...don't worry, no hard feelings) i would like a date. with a girl. a pretty girl. who is nice. and likes geeks. *blows party favor style whistle with little effort causing it to make a pathetic little squeaking noise to further accentuate the fact that i really need to get a life*

it's a good feeling when it's less than a month between posts. and believe it or not, i've put a new item in the digital section of my artwork. it's kinda neat. go check it out.

yes, i haven't done a new digital thing. i'm still working on it. but i had a chance to do a sketch or 3 today. it's the new one in the sketch section.

i realize that the digital section is kind of sagging in relationship to the others. i'm hoping to try and even things out, but i've been sketching lately. i had this great idea for a picture with stewie griffin and i went with it. simple and enjoyable. ummm, i need to put the new sheets on my new bed. so check the newest pic on the mixed media site.

if jesterspawn happens to read this, this is the first thing that was inspired by the nifty drawing forum he showed me. it's in the mixed media section. also, doing a 3D project alone is very, very time consuming. i need to be employed somewhere that i get to be on a team.

new pic. mixed media. yes that was fast.

so, i have a few projects i seriously want to accomplish. we got a video, a flash cartoon, a 3D animation and a photoshop picture. i just finished the picture and it's up in mixed media. hopefully you'll be seeing more in the coming weeks.

got a request from my little brother for a project so i created it over this weekend. check it out in the mixed media section. also, i've realized what makes me happy when i am sad. chicks eat ice cream or whatever other thing they like and get fat. "real" men get drunk. i buy dvd's. like the other two things i mentioned, it is not truly fulfilling. but it distracts from the unpleasantness. i recently acquired the crow, young frankenstein, edward scissorhands and both conan movies. yes, they were all on sale. i love best buy and their great deals. hmmm, if they could only start selling girlfriends... i mean heck, it's best buy right? she'd be fully customizable for appearance, demeanor, values and she'd pro'ly come with a $10 mail in rebate or a free 1 level demo of doom III. shoot, i bet there's even an affordable upgrade to "wife." ok, i'll shut up now.

i'm not married, i don't fly jets, and i don't have a dog. i grow up to be a loser.